She was the great fiscal and social conservative that would bring out all the wingtards to vote, but she was more than that. She was ALSO the skirt, the one who would grab all those depressed and discouraged Hill supporters and bring them into the McKeating fold. By the theory (presumably) developed by Karl Rove and his eager student, Steve Schmidt, with Caribou Barbie on the ticket, Johnny could not lose.
But you know, things happen that even the so-called gurus of politics can’t account for. The first, and worst, thing to happen to Schmidt and Rove’s plan was Barack Obama himself. Obama isn’t the mediocre campaigner that Gore was, and he doesn’t sit around and take the slime that the Johnny/Schmidt/Rove machine throws at him like Kerry did. The ‘tards planned for another comatose opponent, and wound up with a fighter instead.
It is pretty clear now that the second worst thing that happened to the grand (old) plan was Caribou Barbie. Every time she opens her mouth, within a few hours the internets come alive with stories that usually prove that Sarahpoleon is either too stupid to live, or a liar of Chimpy proportions, or both. I speculated slightly before McKeating picked Caribou Barbie that he was likely to pick a woman, but I saw Kay Bailey Hutchinson as his pick; I had argued with a few ‘tard blogs in their comments section that the worst possible thing Johnny could do would be to pick Sarahpoleon, because even before she was picked it was becoming clear that she had some fairly serious problems in Alaska. I am amazed at how little I knew, but I am flabbergasted at how little Rove and Schmidt knew about what kind of effect the moose slayer was destined to have on their golden boy’s campaign.
Ohio is an excellent case in point. Johnny has sent his Hitler in high fashion into Ohio repeatedly to rally the ‘tards and draw in the fence-sitters. Sarahpoleon has definitely got the Klanservatives whipped up to a frenzy in Ohio, as we’ve seen from video footage of a lot of her campaign events, but she’s done so much more than that here. If you take her appearances, and match them to Ohio polls, you cannot help but come to the conclusion that every time Caribou Barbie sets foot in Ohio, she shaves a point or two off of McKeating’s Ohio standings. Ohio has been transformed from a place where McKeating was either running even or ehead of Obama to a place where most polls now put him from 10 to 15 points behind. The economy is certainly the main factor in this, but the Caribou Barbie influence on Ohio polling cannot be overlooked; the more vigorously she campaigns in Ohio, the more McKeating’s fortune drops here. Teaming her up with a fake Ohio plumber who was posing as an independent voter in order to ask a question that he was going to use to try to make some non-existent point about Obama didn’t help either; Ohio voters largely shrugged “Joe the Faker” off.
It isn’t hard to understand why Sarahpoleon has always fallen flat in Ohio. As one of the most economically-pressed states in the country, it was going to take something more than Caribou Barbie’s fake “hockey mom” routine to energize Ohio voters, and even the Klanservative racist pandering can only get you so far here. While Sarahpoleon goes around dropping those code words about Obama being a Black man, Obama goes around talking about what needs to be done to fix what is broken. As Governor Rendell of Pennsylvania said, a drowning man doesn’t care much whether or not a Black person or a white person throws the life preserver in the water.
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