Reviewing the constant variety of political and cable news hackery from a year that was so thoroughly clogged with incredibly ridiculous performances that we barely avoided a massive eruption of liquid hot crazy, we can easily find more than a few quotes that were almost totally overlooked, along with too many hacks, hoopleheads and outright doofs who weren’t given a full turn at the flogging pole.
For instance, I’m hoping that in 2009 TIME blogger and MSNBC contributor Mark Halperin is finally recognized as not just another very serious haircut amongst a media gaggle of masturbation-addicted cardboard standees, but in fact as a Drudge-caliber hackery-factory providing the establishment media with absolutely the most unforgivably ridiculous pearls of conventional wisdom in already super-stupid media world.
Out of all of the various lists documenting the year’s worst this or that, I haven’t spotted any of Halperin’s greatest hits for some reason. His insufferably decrepit posts include the daily “Five Important People Who Aren’t Obama” lists which appear to be five totally random names blurted out in numerical order without any explanation or insight — ostensibly proving that he can both spell and count. The parasitic hackery twin to his “Halperin’s Take” posts are his PageCast videos in which he tells us about news events, and that we should “watch out for them.” For example: Congress! Watch to see what happens with it and what the congressional members say in Congress.