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It’s Rapture Day! Get ready for the big Tribulation Shindig afterward.

Crooks and Liars- By David Neiwert

May 21, 2011 08:00 AM

I’ll bet that you didn’t know that one of the real advantages for women getting caught up in today’s scheduled Rapture is that it makes your boobs perky. Very perky.

I have no idea what it will do for guys. But my guess is that Viagra won’t be needed.

In the meantime, the rest of us damned-for-all-eternity schlubs are looking forward to the Tribulation, because it means we won’t have to put up with smug Bible-thumping zombies any more. Woo hoo!

The thing is, Pastor Camping’s prophecy is really rather grim:

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