Posts Tagged ‘Jon Stewart’
The Daily Show: Bush Administration Officials Come Out of Their Hidey-Holes to Take Credit for Bin Laden’s Death
Posted in Bush Administration, Jon Stewart, The Daily Show, tagged Bush Administration, Condoleezza Rice, Donald Rumsfeld, Jane Harman, Jon Stewart, Karl Rove, Sunday shows, The Daily Show, Tom Donilon on May 12, 2011 | 1 Comment »
Jason Linkins- Huff Post
First Posted: 10-13-10 11:31 AM | Updated: 10-13-10 12:23 PM
On last night’s “Daily Show,” host Jon Stewart announced that the upcoming Rally To Restore Sanity would be televised, just like the “revolution” you were promised not too long ago. And in addition to being carried live, on Comedy Central, the event will be streamed live on Comedy Central’s website. Plus, if you are the sort of people who can only watch teevee with other people, or are interested in using the Rally To Restore Sanity as an inroad to conquering your crippling agoraphobia, head on over to RallyMAO (which stands for “Rally My Ass Off,” and not “Rally Mao Zedong,” don’t get it twisted, Glenn Beck!) to find a “satellite rally” near you, where you can join people in your local community in rededicating yourself to classical Stoicism.
This is good news for all who cannot attend, and especially good news for Democrats, because I’ve been led to believe that their entire volunteer workforce for that weekend’s Get Out The Vote effort were going to be flying across the country to attend the rally, because that’s precisely the sort of wealth that’s been concentrated into the hands of campaign volunteers. Our position on this remains the same, by the way. If you’ve agreed to work for a political campaign, you should honor your commitment. And if you’re a candidate running the sort of campaign that doesn’t inspire the same fealty as a teevee show in people, perhaps you ought to consider another line of work? Thanks ever so much!
In addition, Stewart offered up many important rules for attending the Rally To Restore Sanity, including: “No nudity, no throwing stuff, and no totalitarian fascism. When in doubt, don’t be douchey.” (That last one will be a difficult task to master for any and all Congressional staffers who might be attending.)
Watch the clip for the rules, and stay for one of the better Huffington Post Bus jokes you’re likely to hear. For the record, we’ve no affection at all for the brutal, autocratic regime in North Korea, but we nevertheless see the appeal of a military culture that seems to think that their best means of intimidation is to spend all day lindy-hopping around the town square.
Meanwhile, poor Stephen Colbert! He forgot to apply for a permit for his March To Keep Fear Alive! But at the very least, he’s got important news: Rally/March merchandise! And, as Colbert has done in the past, proceeds will benefit the Yellow Ribbon Fund, a fine organization which assists our veterans in convalescence at Walter Reed and Bethesda Naval hospitals, their families and their caregivers.
Posted in Jon Stewart, Video, tagged BP, Daily Show, Faisal Shahzad, George Rekers, George Rekers Rentboy, Jon Stewart, Oil Spill Cap, Stewart Bp, Stewart George Rekers, Stewart Mentos Diet Coke, Stewarts Time Square Bomber, Video on May 7, 2010 | 1 Comment »
Huff Post- First Posted: 05- 7-10 08:16 AM | Updated: 05- 7-10 08:44 AM
While it was tempting to just discuss the fact that Roland Martin inexplicably wore an ascot on national television, Jon Stewart had his hands full during last night’s opening segment. Moronic “wannabombers,” Greece’s economic downfall, George Reker’s rentboy romp, and BP’s attempt to cap the oil spill were all covered and mocked mercilessly – and hilariously.
Too much to cover here, but highlights included a demonstration of BP’s containment dome that involved Mentos, Diet Coke, and a fishing pole. As an added bonus, if you pay close attention to the “Daily Show” switchboard bit at the end, you’ll hear an operator say, “There’s no Jon Daily that works here.” Gold.
Jon Stewart: Arizona is the meth lab of democracy
Raw Story- By David Edwards
Tuesday, April 27th, 2010 — 9:23 am
Jon Stewart slammed Arizona Monday for passing a new law that would require citizens to carry proof of residency papers — a measure he likened to slavery-era laws requiring African Americans to show their papers to prove that they were free.
“It’s the same thing free black people had to do in 1863,” Stewart remarked. “Lord knows that didn’t leave any residual anger.”
He deemed the arid Grand Canyon State the “meth lab of democracy.”
Stewart pointed out even former Republican congressman Tom Tancredo, “the man Mexican parents tell their kids about to get them to eat their vegetables, thought it was going too far. Arizona, that’s gotta tell you something. It would be like Ted Nugent pleading with you to put down the guns and talk this thing out.”
This video is from Comedy Central’s The Daily Show, broadcast April 26, 2010.
Posted in Jon Stewart, Michael Steele, RNC, RNC Chairman, Video, tagged Daily Show, Daily Show Grover The Waiter, Daily Show Muppet RNC, Daily Show RNC Scandal, Daily Show Voyeur, Jon Stewart, Jon Stewart Michael Steele, Jon Stewart Muppets, Jon Stewart Muppets Strip Club, Michael-Steele-Strip-Club on March 31, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
The majority of the news stories covered by Jon Stewart are of a serious tone. So while we get to reap the benefits of his satirical breakdown, he’s got to deal with the weighty stuff. But shouldn’t he get to have some fun, too?
Last night he got his opportunity. Upon hearing the RNC spent nearly $2000 at a lesbian bondage-themed strip club, “The Daily Show” ran with it. A Muppet reenactment, a correspondent totem pole, and Groucho glasses were all included. It was fantastic. Did we mention MUPPET REENACTMENT!??
Jon Stewart gets a lot of material from Glenn Beck, but the Daily Show host went all-in on Thursday night with a whopping 15-minute parody of the Fox News host.
Words don’t really do it justice, unless they’re on a chalkboard, so just enjoy the video …
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Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Christmas, Christopher Kit Bond, Chuck Todd, Daily Show, Jon Stewart, Msnbc, Newt Gingrich, relic, Richard Reid, Savannah Guthrie, talking points, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, underwear bomber on March 11, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
A predictable member of the corporate superstructure that was imported from Bu$hco; Kit will do and say anything that greases the skids for the Neo Republicon agenda. Some of his main contributors are Boeing and Monsanto. He is involved in”Vote Smart”, which is, in my opinion, mind control for dummies.
Our legal rights are eroding because of one voiced neo conservatives like him that fight meaningful change and promote the corporate government that Obama inherited. A substantial majority of Americans — 65 percent to 33 percent — believe that it was the correct action for the FBI to read him those rights, including the right to remain silent, according to a CNN/Opinion Research poll conducted Feb. 12-15.
And here’s a more rational viewpoint from Crooks and Liars
Posted in Fox News, Jon Stewart, Video, tagged Daily Show, Daily Show Fox News, Fox News, Jon Stewart, Jon Stewart Fox News, Jon Stewart Sarah Palin, Megyn Kelly, Megyn Kelly Jon Stewart, Sarah Palin, Video on March 4, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Huff Post- First Posted: 03- 4-10 06:12 AM | Updated: 03- 4-10 07:55 AM
It looked like Jon Stewart was going for some of his bread-and-butter Sarah Palin jokes on Wednesday night, mocking her appearance on NBC’s Tonight Show and tossing in a little ribbing of Jay Leno.
But the quips about a Palin “Fair and Balanced” remark quickly turned into an amusing — if not scathing — indictment of Fox News programming, particularly host Megyn Kelly and her new mid-day program, America Live.
Stewart hounded the network about an apparent lack of balance, ranging from the show’s promos (showing a clean-cut man in a Jesus t-shirt evidently representing the right, juxtaposed with an “angry nose-ring liberal lady” pointing at his face) to the actual reporting and clips that only showed one-sided opinions from a very homogeneous group. He emphasized that this was one of the few programs held during the network’s allotted news time, as opposed to shows that are explicitly opinion.
The Daily Show segment ended with a flourish, showing clips that seemed to indicate an inconsistent approach at Fox News to polling, endorsing or dismissing polls depending on the results.
Posted in Jim Bunning, Unemployment, Video, tagged Daily Show, Jim Bunning, Jim Bunning Objections, Jim Bunning Unemployment, Jon Stewart, Jon Stewart Bunning Objections, Jon Stewart Jim Bunning, Video on March 2, 2010 | 2 Comments »
First Posted: 03- 2-10 08:32 AM | Updated: 03- 2-10 08:41 AM
While Jon Stewart seemed optimistic about the progress made by last week’s health care summit, the media’s overall consensus was that nothing had been accomplished. But as he pointed out last night, it wasn’t the only issue bogged down by Republican opposition. Stewart took on Kentucky Senator Jim Bunning, mocking his repeated objections to a bill that would extend unemployment benefits for 30 days.
Making Bunning out to be a villain who’ll obstruct anything from legislation to birthday pizza, Stewart noted that in the Senate it often takes 60 votes to get anything done, but “sometimes in the Senate it only takes one person to cock the whole thing up.” How draining were Bunning’s nine objections? Toward the end, Al Franken began to look like a broken down old man.
Stewart acknowledged that despite the Democrats’ hopes that he’d get sleepy, Bunning was willing to stay up as long as necessary — even if it meant missing the basketball game he’d planned on watching. Stewart summed up his ridiculousness: “You see that’s the difference between Jim Bunning’s pain and the pain of the unemployed. Jim Bunning’s pain can be fixed by a Tivo.”
Posted in Glenn Beck, Jon Stewart, Video, tagged Daily Show Cpac, Jon Stewart, Jon Stewart Beck Communist, Jon Stewart Cpac, Jon Stewart Glenn Beck, The Daily Show, Video on February 23, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Huff Po- First Posted: 02-23-10 08:13 AM | Updated: 02-23-10 08:25 AM
Fresh from the week off, Jon Stewart jumped right in Monday night and took on one of his favorite targets, Glenn Beck, who used his appearance at CPAC as a chance to alert the crowd of the dangers of Progressivism.
At the conference, Beck compared Progressivism to Communism, and cited previous progressives such as Woodrow Wilson and FDR, who pushed for the income tax and universal health care, respectively. Despite the former being used by elected officials to create things for the common good, Beck stressed that these were the first steps on the road to ruin.
Upon hearing Glenn Beck announce that he learned this by reading books at the library, Stewart had some choice words for the Fox News host:
“Glenn, the library isn’t free! It’s paid for with tax money. Free public libraries are the result of the Progressive movement to communally share books. The first public library was the Boston public library in 1854. It’s statement of purpose: every citizen has the right to access community owned resources. Community owned? That sounds just like communist. You’re a communist!”