May 21, 2011 08:00 AM
I’ll bet that you didn’t know that one of the real advantages for women getting caught up in today’s scheduled Rapture is that it makes your boobs perky. Very perky.
I have no idea what it will do for guys. But my guess is that Viagra won’t be needed.
In the meantime, the rest of us damned-for-all-eternity schlubs are looking forward to the Tribulation, because it means we won’t have to put up with smug Bible-thumping zombies any more. Woo hoo!
The thing is, Pastor Camping’s prophecy is really rather grim: