by Bob Cesca @ 8:38 EST
Wait! One last thing. Brian Williams just said the president’s eyes filled with tears several times tonight. Which address was Williams watching?
That’s all for tonight. The next major shpeech for the president will be at the Republican Convention this Shummer, then that should be it. The trucks that are usually tasked with driving through his pregnant pauses will now be deployed elsewhere. Thanks, everyone! Comments will remain open below…
The Romney Unit on CNN with Anderson Cooper. *raise taxes* Talking about illegal immigration. *raise taxes*
Mitch McConnell on FOX News. Has anyone checked to see if McConnell and Steve Forbes are the same person?
Senator Obama with Olbermann: “It was a warmed over past State of the Union speech.”
WHAH! On MSNBC, John McCain looks like a Wal-Mart smiley-face sticker tonight. That was shocking.
You know what’s awesome about Governor Sebelius? She’s a Democratic governor — from Kansas. AND, you can use her head as a straight-edge.
Governor Kathleen Sebelius making with the Democratic response.
Zoinks! Velma from Scooby-Doo is on MSNBC!
Just flipped over to FOX News. Fred Barnes: This speech “will be forgotten pretty much. Haha!”
There’s a gigantic bald man — or the Cloverfield monster — talking to the president and asking for an autograph. Seriously, I know the president is short but this bald dude was 12 feet tall.
Olbermann mentioning something similar to my observation below regarding the Iranian nuclear enrichment program.
“Let us set forth to do their business.” By “their” he means the telecoms. And… he’s done with his last Shtate of the Union shpeech.
I’m staggered by this president’s nerve in talking about liberty and “We, the People.” He supports an amendment banning gay marriage.
“Congress must pass liability protection for companies believed to have assisted in efforts to defend America.” Believed to have assisted?
Dick Lugar has the same skin tone as a Krispy-Kreme.
The Iraqi government passed de-Baathification. No they didn’t. That’s a lie. Up next, the Iraqi government rides unicorns and poops rainbows!