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by Bob Cesca @ 8:30 ET

It’s called the MRAP, or “Mine-Resistant Ambush-Protected vehicle.” With a price-tag of as much as $1 million each, these new armored transports are designed with a wedge-shaped hull in order to deflect explosive blasts away from the cabin, therefore shielding the soldiers inside.
And much like the surge, it doesn’t appear to be working.
On Tuesday, an American gunner was killed when his MRAP vehicle hit a roadside bomb south of Baghdad. His comrades inside were wounded despite the MRAP armor. Reports didn’t say whether or not the bomb was what’s called an “explosively formed penetrator” or EFP roadside bomb which critics have warned has the power to rip through an MRAP’s armored hull.
We make better armor — they make deadlier bombs. Don’t be afraid, though. Six months from now we’re going to win the shit out of this war. But wait! Don’t nobody move! Newsweek‘s Fareed Zakaria, says the war has ended!
The Democrats are having the hardest time with the new reality. Every candidate is committed to “ending the war” and bringing our troops back home. The trouble is, the war has largely ended, and precisely because our troops are in the middle of it.
Okay. The war has largely ended because our troops are — huh what? The war is over but if our combat soldiers come home, the war won’t… be… over… anymore? The only thing I can make sense of here is that this is exactly the Bush Republican position on Iraq: The surge worked, the war is over, but no-one can come home because the surge worked and the war is over. Hooray for God’s America!
And — nyuck nyuck! — this really has the Democrats flummoxed. Ya’ think? I can’t imagine why this Bush Logic would confuse people. It’s not unlike being flummoxed by your roommate when he suddenly insists he’s a reptilian Sleestak creature; then demands that you make linguistic sense of his constant Sleestak hissing. There’s no sense to be made here other than the utter lack of common sense.
What’s more disturbing is that The Very Serious Mr. Zakaria defined this as a “new reality.” Maybe by “new” he meant “not a” or “I’m about to make shit up about [reality].”
Nevertheless, we can clearly gather that there are now two Iraqs.
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