Archive for September 4th, 2006

A Little Humor…LOL!!

Things to Do if Your Laptop Battery Explodes

11. Make your own replacement battery out of AA batteries and duct tape.

10. Duck and cover.

9. Keep pretending to use the computer so you don’t have to help with chores around the house.

8. Run down to the library to blog about it.

7. Forbid laptops on planes.

6. Visit prepareyourownlawsuit.com.

5. Pour your Mountain Dew on your forehead to soothe the burn.

4. Tell the security guys at the airport that there’s a recall on those batteries for exploding like that.

3. Break out your Laptop Battery Explosion Survival Kit. Roast the included hot dogs.

2. Sew your private parts back on.

1. Don’t panic. Your towel can be used as a tourniquet to stop the bleeding from the severed femoral artery in your right leg and also be used with a snapping motion to keep the lawyers at bay whilst on your way to the emergency room.

P.S. This was emailed to me…source is unknown to me.

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Democrats See Support for Anti – Rumsfeld Vote

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – A resolution demanding the resignation of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld after he compared Iraq war critics to Nazi appeasers has strong support among U.S. Senate Democrats, a senior Democrat said on Sunday.


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GOP Candidates Treating Bush “Like A Leper”…

WASHINGTON – Republicans who were once cozy with President Bush are distancing themselves from both the president and their party in campaign ads.

Consider Rep. Deborah Pryce (news, bio, voting record), the fourth-ranking House Republican struggling to hold onto her seat in an evenly split district in central Ohio, near Columbus.

In 2004, her campaign Web site featured a banner of her and Bush sitting together, smiling. But in her latest television ad, Pryce is described as “independent.” The spot also highlights how she “stood up to her own party” and the president to support increased federal funds for embryonic stem-cell research.

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